Urdu Funny SMS and Urdu Jokes

Pakistan Ki Sehat K Liye Dua
Dua-e-Sehat Ki Appeal:
ICU Main Dakhil Ek Patient:

Meri Zummedar Lekin Beghairat Aulad Mujhe Har Tarah Se LOOT Kar Chor Kar Bahar Chali Gai.

Main Kai Tarah Ki Jaan Leva Beemariyon Ka Shikaar Hon.
63 Saal Main Pehli Baar Apni Salamti K Liye
DUA Ki Request Kar Raha Hon.

Aapki Duaon Ka Talib,
Aapka Apna
PAKISTAN.

Agar Kuch Dawa Daru Ka Bandobast Kar Sako TO Mujhe Par EHSAN Hoga.
Jan Balab Mareez Ki Dua Hai K Tumhary Bachy Sada Khush Haal Rahen.
Aameen.

Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak
Ehed to Hum Bohat Se Karte Hain.

Aaj Ek Aisa Ehed Karen Jo Kabhi Na Tootay.

K Hum Apne Watan Pakistan Ki
Baqaa-o-Salamti K Liye Jo Kuch Ho Saka Karengy.
Aur Agar Kisi Baais Na Kar Sakay To
Kam Az Kam Karne Ki Umeed Zaroor Rakhengy.
Allah Pakistan Ko Sada Salamat Rakhy.

Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak.

Celebrate Independence Day
Today We May Not Celebrate Independence Day,
But We Pray that,
May Allah Protect our Country and People.
May HE Help those who are Victims of Flood, Firing, and Bomb Blasts.
May HE shows us the Right Path and Give the Power to Select the Right Rulers
And Shower His Blessings and Imaan upon Us.
Ameen.

Main Jashan Manaon Kis Tarah
Main Jashan Manaon Kis Tarah
Mujhe Wehesh Hai Na Junoon Hai.

Ye To Raah Zano Ka Hai Mashghala
Yahan Cheekh Jin Ka Sukooon Hai.

Sabhi Walwalay Hain Thaky Huye
Ye Jo Cheekhta Hai Zameer Hai.

Mere Sheher Main, Mere Gaaon Mai
Uthi Kesi Khoon Ki Leher Hai

Kar Iktafa Mere Khoon Per
Meri Nasal Ko Tu Amaan De.

Hain Saibaan Jalay To Kya
Mere Sir Pe Dhoop He Taan De.

Jis Dais k Koochay Koochay Mai
Jis Dais k Koochay Koochay Mai
Aflaas Aawara Phirti Ho

Jo Dharti Bhook Ugalti ho
Aur Dukh Falak se Girta ho

Jahan Bhookay Nangay Bache Bhi
Aahoon pe Paalay Jaate hon

Jahan Sachai k Mujrim Bhi
Zindan mai Daale Jaate Hon

Us Dais ki Mitti Barson se
Ye Dukh Jigar Per Sehti Hai

Aur Apne Dais k Logon ko
"Aazadi Mubarak" Kehti Hai

I Like Independence Day
Some Like SUNDAY

Some Like MONDAY

But I Like One DAY

That is Independence Day.

Our Life is Full of Colors.

I Hope this Independence Day will Add more Colors to your Life.

Happy Independence Day.

I'm Proud To Be A Pakistani
I'm Proud To Be A Pakistani
Where At Least I Know I'm Free
&
Won't Forget The Men Who Died,
Who Gave That Right To Me.

Protect Ur Country People!
Stand Up Against The Haters Of Pakistan!
Proud As I Ever Could Be To Be A Pakistani!

Happy Independence Day
Long Live Pakistan
Aameen.

4 Roses Just For You
4 Roses Just For You,
B'coz U R Special Person.

1st Rose For Frndship,
2nd Rose For Good Luck,
3rd Rose For Happiness,
Aur
Last Kaan K Uper Lagana Mast Lage Ga. :-)

Ye Azeem Parcham Banaya Tha
Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha,
Najane Kitno Ne Ghar Lutaya Tha,

Ye Din Mushkil Se Aata Hi,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,

SALAM Beshumar AZADI K Un SAHIDON Per,
Jinho Ne RAH-E-AZADI Mai Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,

Salaam Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se
Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Banaya Tha.

Lahoo Mai Fiza-e-Arz-e-Watan
Lahoo Main Doob Rahi Hai Fiza-e-Arz-e-Watan.....!


Main Kis Zaban Se Kahon "Jashn-e-Azaadi Mubarak."

Pakistan Hamara Hai
Watan Hamara Aise na chod paye koi.

Rishta Hamara aise na Tod paaye koi.

Dil hamare ek hai ek hai Hamari Jaan.

PAKISTAN Hamara hai hum hai iski Shan.

Jaan Luta denge watan pe ho jayenge Qurban.

Isliye Hum kehte hai mera PAKISTAN Mari shan.

* Happy Independence Day *

I'm Proud to Be Pakistani
Lets have a Commitment & Promise that
We will not Repeat our past 62 years National Mistakes.
Lets spread the message of Unity, care & Hospitality,
So that Optimism instead of Negativity About my Land.

LIVE 4 NOTHING
DIE 4 SOMETHING!

Say it Loud and Proud,
PAKISTAN Zindabad.

I am Proud to Be a PAKISTANI.

Dedicated to All Pakistan Lovers
O my Countrymen.

The Free you were.
The Free you are.
The Free you will be.

Oh The sky of My Country.
Give me your Shadow.
If not, I will snatch it.
Oh the Land of my Country.
Give me a step of peace.
I will give you my Blood in Return.

Oh the Luck of my Country.
Give me the Part of your Best.
I Beg to you for Peace.
For Peace I Live.
For Peace I Die.
For Peace I Fight.
For Peace is My Life

Dedicated to All Pakistan Lovers.

Very Happy Independence Day
Independence a Precious Gift of God.

May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Pakistan Zindaabad.

Then Join hands in Hands
Then Join Hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistani's All!

By uniting We stand by Dividing We Fall,

Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our Country.

Happy Independence Day To You
Do You Know Pakistan Means?
No?
Ok I'm Gonna Tell You

P=Perfect
A=Ambitious
K=Kool
I=Islamic
S=Super
T=Talented
A=Able
N=Nation

Happy Independence Day To You.

Never Forget That Sacrifice
Thousands Laid Down there Lives so that Our Country
Breath this Day.

Never Forget There Sacrifice.
Happy Independence day.

Aazadi Ka Din Mubarak Ho
Pak Sar Zameen shad Bad Kishwar-e-Haseen shad bad
Tou Nishaan-e-Azm-e-aali shan Arz-e-Pakistan
Markaz-e-yaqeen Shad bad

Pak sarzameen ka nizaam Qouwat-e-Akhouwat-e-Awam
Qaum mulk saltanat Painda tabinda bad
Shad bad Manzil-e-murad

Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal Rahbar-e-Tarakkeey-o-Kamal
Tarjumaan-e-mazee-shaan-e-Hal Jan-e-Istaqbal
Saaya-e-Khuda-e-zuljalal

"AZADI KA DIN MUBARAK HO"

The Flag of My Country
Other Might have Forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of My Country
Furls Very High,
Happy Independence Day

No Nation is Perfect
BEAUTIFUL LINES:

"No Nation is Perfect,

It Needs to be Made Perfect"

Happy Independence Day.