Urdu Funny SMS and Urdu Funny Jokes of the Week
Can't Attend Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
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In Pathan Jokes
Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)
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In Sardar Ji SMS
So take care of Yourself
DOST Baraf k Us Golay ki Manind Hai.
Jisy Banana to Bohat Aasan Hai,
Magar Barqarar Rakhna Bohat Mushkil Hai.
So take care of Yourself
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Golay. :-)
DOST Baraf k Us Golay ki Manind Hai.
Jisy Banana to Bohat Aasan Hai,
Magar Barqarar Rakhna Bohat Mushkil Hai.
So take care of Yourself
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Golay. :-)
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In Urdu Friendship SMS
Mobile Kholne Ki Dua
Mobile Kholne Ki Dua:
Min Shar-ri Miscall
Wal Message-ul-Kharab
Wa Toon-ul-Qabeeh
Wa'min Network-ul-Masroof.
Wa'min Sahab-ul-Kanjoos.
Mobile Kholne Ki Dua:
Min Shar-ri Miscall
Wal Message-ul-Kharab
Wa Toon-ul-Qabeeh
Wa'min Network-ul-Masroof.
Wa'min Sahab-ul-Kanjoos.
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In Urdu Text Insults
Chal Kaka! Shalwar Laah
Kesa Lagta Hai.
Jab Rat k Sannate Main
Hawa K Jhonkon k Sang
Khamoshi Se
Chalty Huye
Koi Chupke Se Aaye
Aap Ko Tham Le
Aur Kahe.
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"Chal Kaka! Shalwar Laah"
Kesa Lagta Hai.
Jab Rat k Sannate Main
Hawa K Jhonkon k Sang
Khamoshi Se
Chalty Huye
Koi Chupke Se Aaye
Aap Ko Tham Le
Aur Kahe.
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"Chal Kaka! Shalwar Laah"
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In Adult SMS Jokes
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
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In Sardar Ji SMS
Agar Aapka Reply Na Aye
Select a Number and I'll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Answer:
1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla
Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.
Select a Number and I'll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Answer:
1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla
Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.
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In Reply Me SMS
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya
Wah Wah
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya
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Phir Uthaya Bread, Lagaya Jam aur Mand K Kha Liya. :-)
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya
Wah Wah
Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya
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Phir Uthaya Bread, Lagaya Jam aur Mand K Kha Liya. :-)
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In Mazahiya Shayari
Muhabbat Ishq aur Pyaar
MUHABBAT, ISHQ Aur PYAR
Ye 3 Cheezain Har Toofaan ka Mukabla Kar Sakti Hain.
Magar 1 Cheez in Sab ko Khatam Kar Sakti Hai.
Aur Wo Hai
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"Ammi ki Chappal" :-)
MUHABBAT, ISHQ Aur PYAR
Ye 3 Cheezain Har Toofaan ka Mukabla Kar Sakti Hain.
Magar 1 Cheez in Sab ko Khatam Kar Sakti Hai.
Aur Wo Hai
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"Ammi ki Chappal" :-)
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In Urdu Funny SMS
Aap Na Honge To?
Tumse Mil Kar Hogaya Zindagi se Pyar
Humain Chor kar Mat Jaana Mere Yaar
Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge
Aap Na Honge to Hum
"Kis Ki Hataenge"
Tumse Mil Kar Hogaya Zindagi se Pyar
Humain Chor kar Mat Jaana Mere Yaar
Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge
Aap Na Honge to Hum
"Kis Ki Hataenge"
(".)/'
<))
./ >
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In Urdu Text Insults
Maine Aapko Insan Kaha
O Gharib Insan.
O Jahil Insan.
O Pagal Insan.
O Bewaqoof Insan.
Sorry...
Maine Aapko Insan Kaha,
Aapko Bura to Nahi Laga? :-)
O Gharib Insan.
O Jahil Insan.
O Pagal Insan.
O Bewaqoof Insan.
Sorry...
Maine Aapko Insan Kaha,
Aapko Bura to Nahi Laga? :-)
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In Urdu Text Insults
I will Give You Everything
Money says:
Earn Me, Forget Everything.
Time says:
Follow Me, Forget Everything.
Future says:
Struggle for Me, Forget Everything.
ALLAH Simply says:
ONLY REMEMBER ME, I will Give You Everything.
Money says:
Earn Me, Forget Everything.
Time says:
Follow Me, Forget Everything.
Future says:
Struggle for Me, Forget Everything.
ALLAH Simply says:
ONLY REMEMBER ME, I will Give You Everything.
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In Islamic SMS
Student's Problem
Student's Problem
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai.
Yaadon ki Ek Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai
Parhen Bhi to Kya Parhen
Her Page Main "Larki" ki Tasweer Nazar Aati Hai. :-)
Student's Problem
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai.
Yaadon ki Ek Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai
Parhen Bhi to Kya Parhen
Her Page Main "Larki" ki Tasweer Nazar Aati Hai. :-)
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In Student SMS Jokes
PCC Comprehensive Paper
Teacher: What is Meant by PCC Comprehensive Paper?
Student: A paper which Consist on
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"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
Teacher: What is Meant by PCC Comprehensive Paper?
Student: A paper which Consist on
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"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
"OR" "OR"
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In Student SMS Jokes
Working in the Basement
What is a Kiss?
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It is An Application,
Submitted in the Top Floor,
To Get the Permission for Working in the Basement. :-)
What is a Kiss?
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It is An Application,
Submitted in the Top Floor,
To Get the Permission for Working in the Basement. :-)
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In Adult SMS Jokes
Main To Heroenchi Hon
Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I'm Heroin.
Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)
Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I'm Heroin.
Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)
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In Boys vs Girls SMS
Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai
Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.
Dost: Woh Kaise?
Pathan: "Wo My Name Is Khan" Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya :-)
Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.
Dost: Woh Kaise?
Pathan: "Wo My Name Is Khan" Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya :-)
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In Pathan Jokes
Her Shakhs Khudi ki Masti Mai
Ye Ishq-o-Mohabbat, Meher-o-Wafa Sab Rasmi Rasmi Baatain Hain.
Her Shakhs Khudi ki Masti Main, Bas Apni Khaatir Jeeta Hai.
Ye Ishq-o-Mohabbat, Meher-o-Wafa Sab Rasmi Rasmi Baatain Hain.
Her Shakhs Khudi ki Masti Main, Bas Apni Khaatir Jeeta Hai.
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In Sad Poetry SMS
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar
TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,
Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,
Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)
TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,
Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,
Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)
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In Mazahiya Shayari
Saeed Anwar ka Record
Tendulkar ne Saeed Anwar ka Record Tor Diya to Kya Huwa
FARAZ
Apne Ghar mai to Kutta bhi Shair Hota Hai.
Tendulkar ne Saeed Anwar ka Record Tor Diya to Kya Huwa
FARAZ
Apne Ghar mai to Kutta bhi Shair Hota Hai.
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In Faraz Ahmed Shairy