Urdu Funny SMS and Jokes:

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true.
What is it? >>> Date <<<

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SMS Of The Week in Funny SMS (Urdu)

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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SMS Of The Week in Love SMS (Urdu)

Labo ki hasi tere naam kar denge,
har khushi tujh par kurbaan kar denge,
jis din hogi koi kami mere pyaar me,
Zindagi ko Maut ke Naam kar denge. ..

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SMS Of The Week in Sardar SMS

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

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SMS Of The Week in Santa & Banta SMS

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Joke Of The Week in English Jokes

Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut... Read Complete Joke

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Joke Of The Week in Urdu Jokes